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Angels, as a general rule, cause more harm than good.
Bananas (unlike pears) are good; always bring one to parties.
Count the shadows.
Don't blink.
Evil comes in many degrees and packages.
Feel down? Don't use a "Bliss" patch.
Go for the eye(stalks).
Hospitals are bad; avoid whenever possible.
If you're confused about something, don't be afraid to ask questions; fear the answers.
Just smile and nod if the Doctor asks you something you don't understand.
Killing is not (always) the answer.
Life is an adventure, a challenge, a game, and a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy reference.
Mysteries are made to be solved; dive in headfirst!
Never trust a cat, nun, nurse, or combination of the three.
Options exist for everything, just be sure to take the best one.
Place your faith in only complete strangers and those you can trust.
Quit while you're ahead; it'll all be downhill from here on in.
Safety is important, but only if the reward for losing it is less so.
The water on Mars is not fit for consumption; no touchy!
Upgrades are bad.
Villains are, more often than not, misunderstood megalomaniacs who just need a hug. Right...
When the Doctor tells you to shut up and run, it's probably in your best interest to do so.
X words are overrated, like gravity.
Yes should be your answer to everything (except the "no"'s).
Zebra stampedes on the moon are more likely to kill you than a Dalek if you just keep talking to it.
This is supposed to be a list of advice, warnings, and common knowledge one might have gained from watching the New-Who seasons. In alphabet form, because I could. XD

Started this well over two moths ago (preserved perfectly at the front of my beat-to-shit notebook) but never got around to finishing it, thinking I'd go back once it stopped sucking so much. It got a complete re-write today, which many Pink Pearl erasers gave their lives to achieve.
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Crimson-Chick Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
the-random-writer Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2013
This is ridiculously adorable xD 
inunokanojo Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Cute!  I would have put 'Silence will fall' for S though. :P
chloethewholockian Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2013
This made me smile a lot! Love it!! :)
Skye-Rhyder Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
This is hilarious even if you're not a fan!
trekkiekidmaddie Featured By Owner May 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
This is awesome, as is most of your work. :)
SherlockedGinger Featured By Owner May 22, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Harry-Potter-Addict Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2012
axalendra Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I find it rather hilarious that I love pears and hate bananas
this is awesome, by the way
Spam6467 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
As a matter of fact, I am almost the exact same way; I've loved pears since I was 2-ish, but I only started really liking bananas about 4 years ago (right about the time I first got into DW, actually). XD
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